What happened when I had a fries craving?

I had a craving for fries when I saw a picture of roast beef, salmon and fries. It looks so good. With my cholesterol, I was advised to not eat too much carbohydrates. So I thought, let's try making the world's healthiest fries. That means homemade and oven baked. The next day, I asked my wife, WY, to pick up some russet potatoes (the type with the dark brown skin that feels a little like sandpaper). The following week, I decided to give it a go. I am now watching my school age son enjoying them with some ketchup while watching his favorite cartoon on a Sunday afternoon. Now he is licking up the ketchup... This imagery is not too different from the McCain's super fries commercial that aired in the 90s. It featured a cute kid with thick glasses eating fries while quietly focused on what seems like a really good book. "For the strong silent type"... the voice over guy would say in a deep voice. Let's rewind two hours. I found myself cutting up pota...